Mama's tryin' to blame this big mess on me, but I say it's the table's fault. While Mama and Daddy were eating dinner outside the other night Louie and I were relaxing near their feet. When our neighbor dogs came out on their porch I decided to go bark a friendly "Hello" to them. When I tried to stand up the table attacked my leg and I got really scared. As some of you may know, Newfoundland dogs are the strongest dog breed in the world. I proved that even though I'm a girl Newf I can pull a whole table over along with a chair with a human sitting in it! In fact, I made such a dramatic crash that three welds on the table were broken... take that you naughty table!
I think the real tragedy in this situation was that Mama and Daddy grabbed the dishes right before they crashed to the floor. I think I should have at least gotten some table scraps out of the deal. Come to think of it I NEVER get table scraps...what's up with that?
Love to all,
P.S. Mama says to tell you that all though she was quite worried that I had hurt myself during this little catastrophe I am perfectly fine :)
from: Sue Golden
1 year ago