Sunday, May 23, 2010

I've Been Framed

Mama's tryin' to blame this big mess on me, but I say it's the table's fault. While Mama and Daddy were eating dinner outside the other night Louie and I were relaxing near their feet. When our neighbor dogs came out on their porch I decided to go bark a friendly "Hello" to them. When I tried to stand up the table attacked my leg and I got really scared. As some of you may know, Newfoundland dogs are the strongest dog breed in the world. I proved that even though I'm a girl Newf I can pull a whole table over along with a chair with a human sitting in it! In fact, I made such a dramatic crash that three welds on the table were broken... take that you naughty table!

I think the real tragedy in this situation was that Mama and Daddy grabbed the dishes right before they crashed to the floor. I think I should have at least gotten some table scraps out of the deal. Come to think of it I NEVER get table scraps...what's up with that?

Love to all,

P.S. Mama says to tell you that all though she was quite worried that I had hurt myself during this little catastrophe I am perfectly fine :)


Maggie Mae and Max said...

OMD Katie! I am very happy that you weren't hurt! That nasty table will think twice about messing with you again!

Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae

JacksDad said...

I saw the whole thing. The table had been planning it for weeks and just took this opportunity!!

Unknown said...

I'm glad you're not hurt at all, Rem. I do feel sorry for you that your mom and dad didn't leave you some table scraps. I think both of them have very good reflexes : )